Out with Tinder, in with DC’S newest dating app

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Tinder.

Aka, an app known for attracting creepy young men, looking to do creepy things. Sure, it’s fun for a little while if you’re feeling flirty, or 16, but let’s be real.  Authentic relationships and love don’t usually end up fostering through this app. It’s not impossible, I’m sure it’s been done once or twice before, but the middle school pick up- lines and vocab is getting old.  

We at The Spinoff decided it would be fun to show our readers just how creepy, and down right weird Tinder can be. See for yourself, and yes the conversations are real…unfortunately.

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(at least he’s being honest?)

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(go on…..)

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(blondes do have more fun, right?)

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(my dog would agree with you.)

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(too many comebacks to chose from….)

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(well played with that ending gif. )  

If you’re into the vibe Tinder gives off, go ahead and keep on swiping. If you’re tired, like the rest of us getting hit on by either 50-year-old divorced men, or boys who haven’t hit puberty, we’ve got the perfect dating app that is somewhere in between.

Coffee Meets Bagel.

Yes, the name is a little cheesy, but hear us out. This app was founded by 3 women who believed love is possible, and wanted to “inspire singles to feel good about dating again.” With this app, users can chose what physical characteristics they look for in a partner.  

Guys, if you’re searching for that perfect 6’0 ft, blonde, athletic women there’s an app for that, surprise, it’s this one. It really is that specific, down to the color of one’s eyes. Although, this can be seen negatively, since it’s based a lot on looks, they also customize it to your experiences, hobby’s, and fun facts. This is meant to break the awkward ice, which gets the conversation flowing.

If you don’t trust us, trust the 650 million people matched daily. The results are real, and so is the example below, and yes, they are dating currently. Way to go Coffee Meets Bagel!

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The choice is yours.  You can either continue allowing creepy men to pursue you, or let the madness end. If you chose the second route, we at The Spinoff support you, and hope you find that gushy, stomach-in-the-knot feeling we all know is capable.

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